[W] Overindulgence 101

I was doing a bit of searching for toddler beds online this morning since J & B are getting close to that age, and I came upon this fabulously frightening piece of frippery -- The "Little Miss Liberty Hollywood Junior Bed Frame." Good God! I thought to myself, This is the perfect bed for all the daughters of A+!!! And it's only $2500 with FREE shipping!

On the off chance that you remain unconvinced, dear friends, you simply must go to the website and read the description, which is just too good to be true. Here's how it starts: "Your child doesn't have to be famous to sleep like Hollywood royalty!"

And don't you just love how the wee model is looking at herself in a mirror? It's inspired, I tell you. Inspired.

-W